Clinical Studies Birthday Card
Front: Birthdays. According to clinical studies, birthdays can intensify the aging process, particularly if you've had more than one. They've been known to cause growth of hair along the nasal passage, enlarged ears, a constant need for bran cereal and, taken consecutively, a gradual dulling of the senses. If you've had 50 or more, consult your physician immediately. Stress, anxiety and depression often associated with birthdays can be treated through a series of shots -
Inside: the ones that come in glasses. Have a nice day.