Golf Birthday Card

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Front: Top 10 things that sound dirty in Golf but aren't:

Inside: 1. shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 6. Mind if I join your threesome? 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 8. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip. 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 10. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first. Hope you score a hole in one on your birthday.